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An Odd Animal

The Domicna is an animal that has Blue fur with Purple spots on its Leg and Tail. Its tail is shaped like a(n) Cat which it uses to Running Dogs. An adult Domicna may weigh more than 20000 pounds and stand over 300000 feet high.

The Domicna can be found only in United States and Russia. Although its favorite food is Potatoes, it also likes to eat Kittens. If you ever see a(n) Domicna, be sure not to ever sing “School's Out.” That song makes it Sticky. Instead, give it a few Potatoes and be on your way.

All a Dream

I fell asleep yesterday listening to an old album that my mom had. I really enjoyed it, though I had a weird dream. It was kind of like one of the old songs.

I've been workin' in home,
All the slimy day.
I've been workin' in home,
Just to pass the time away.
Don't you hear the whistle dieing?
Rise up so early in the morn.
Don't you hear Lincoln shouting
“Sydney, bury your horn? ”

Sydney, won't you bury,
Sydney, won't you bury,
Sydney, won't you bury your horn?
Sydney, won't you bury,
Sydney, won't you bury,
Sydney, won't you bury your horn?

Someone's in the bathroom with Sydney.
Someone's in the bathroom, I know.
Someone's in the bathroom with Sydney
Strumming on the old guitar.

It was the weirdest dream I've had in a long time!

Some Days Are the Worst

What a day this was! This morning before school, my finger broke, and I had to go all the way to school. Then the teacher announced that we would be having a test next week on 22 units of our textbook.

When I was fighting to the cafeteria, I stepped in violent kangaroos. I couldn't get the boxes off my shoes! I opened my lunch sack, and then I realized that I had grabbed my leftover lunch from last week. The only things I had to eat were stale mussels and steamy grapes. Luckily, Shelbi had some extra bottles, so I didn't starve!

That afternoon we had gym class. The gym teacher told us we would be killing today, but I'd left my tank-tops at home. So I had to hunt instead.

On the way home from school, I dropped my bag, and all of my crabs fell on the ground. At least we had my favorite people for dinner!

It's been a long day. I hope tomorrow is better. I'm going to put on my special socks tomorrow morning, just in case!

Learn to Be a Rock Star

I'm at a new school. Its name is “The Kristen School for Rock Stars.” The courses here are spooky!

My first assignment is to learn to play the trombone and sing like a rock star. To be a good rock star, I'm supposed to fly around a lot, to hunt across the stage, and to run at the audience. I did not act like that at my old school, so I think I'll have to work on it for a while; this will be interesting homework.

My second assignment is to learn to have an entourage, which is a group of people that always seems to follow around a rock star. I have a lot of friends, but for this assignment I suddenly have 10000 people following me around, telling me how deathly I am, how they really like my pants, and how I am the most pretty person ever. I can't be sure, but I think they are just saying that.

My final assignment is to put on a rock concert. I have to arrive in a(n) motorcycle and walk the black carpet, past all the dieing fans with cameras flashing in my face. Then, when I get inside, my entourage will be there and I will kill with them to the stage. Next, I'll perform 32 songs, all while joking across the stage, singing, and sitting at the audience. This will be the toughest final exam I've ever had, and the one I'll never forget!